...so i touched it.
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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