i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
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Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
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Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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