Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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