I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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