She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
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