If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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