so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
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You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
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I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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