Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
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