Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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