she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
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There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
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My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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