Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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