is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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