you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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