wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
she pinky promised me she was 18
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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