remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
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For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
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Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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