It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
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Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
God, you're like boner-b-gone
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
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You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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