Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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