he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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