I need help removing her.
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
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Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
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No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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