Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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