But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
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You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
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You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?