Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
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Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
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I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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