There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
21 People Confess What It’s Really Like At An Orgy
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
These 15 Honest Illustrations Show What Women Do When No One Is Watching
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.