So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
where am i from again
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
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He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
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Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
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Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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