The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
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this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
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I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
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