okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
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I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
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the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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