i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
he thought i was a dude.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Dicks are not precious.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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