3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
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Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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