how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
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It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
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She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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