Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
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I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
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Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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