I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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