what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
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Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
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Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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