We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
