They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Randomize
