Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
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I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
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I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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