Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
