I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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