Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
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Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
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Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I'm having to shit out rocks
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