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Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
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yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
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That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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