You just made me feel so damn special
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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