belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
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