similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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