No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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