After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
Randomize
