I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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