Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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