Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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