the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
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Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
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A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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