Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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