very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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