You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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