I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
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Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
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I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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