HIV tests are more positive than that guy
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
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I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
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Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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