You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
and you fell through a lawn chair
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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