Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
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I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
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You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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