That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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