ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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