Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
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